Wednesday, August 29, 2012

My name is ELyssa Durant and I approve this message!

My name is ELyssa Durant and I approve this message © 2012

 


My name is ELyssa Durant.  

There are many people on the web who may look like @ELyssaD™ on social networks and forums, but I am the ONLY Elyssa Durant in the United States of America. I may appear strange or different, but what you may not know is that I am a statistical and genetic enigma with a genius IQ and impeccable grammar! 

You may not understand everything I say or do because I may look normal, but like millions of others, I have what's called an autism spectrum disorder. 

What you may not realize is that I am one of the four most brilliant policy analysts to graduate from the top ranked university in political sociology and evaluation and have been trained by the some of the most esteemed experts in academia and have worked with the best of the best in the classroom, in the courts, and in real world settings [aka - IRL]

I received countless hours of rigorous hands on training both in clinical and laboratory settings so I can  evaluate people and programs in the field and implement programs and policies designed to keep you dumbasses in line. Hahahahaa!
I spent twelve years training my mind and fine tuning my skills so that I can evaluate YOU and make a formal assessment clinically, legally and ethically.  

So before YOU judge me or jump to conclusions about who or what I am, be sure to check your facts and always consider the source. 

My name is ELyssa Durant and I approve this message. 

BE AWARE TO CARE... THE INCREASE IS REAL! AutismAid













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My name is ELyssa Durant and I approve this message. © 2012


My name is ELyssa Durant.

There are many people on the web who may look like @ELyssaD™ on social networks and forums, but I am the ONLY Elyssa Durant in the United States of America. I may appear strange or different, but what you may not know is that I am a statistical and genetic enigma with a genius IQ and impeccable grammar!

You may not understand everything I say or do because I may look normal, but like millions of others, I have what's called an autism spectrum disorder. What you may not realize is that I am one of the four most brilliant policy analysts trained by the some of the most esteemed experts in academia.

Trained to evaluate people and programs in various clinical, legal and psychological settings by the best of the best at THE top ranked program in the United States! I spent twelve years training my mind and fine tuning my skills so that I can evaluate YOU and make a formal assessment clinically, legally and ethically.

So before YOU judge me or jump to conclusions about who or what I am, be sure to check your facts and always consider the source. My name is Elyssa Durant and I approve this message.

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@ELyssaD™


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